Monday, January 4, 2016

Colt's on the Loose

*mumbles* There's got to be child labor laws. I mean she works me to hard. "Colt do this, Colt do that" Geez that woman is crazy. 


Well I'm done with her "honey do" list. Maybe I'll go over and terrorize the Goth brat. 


You know your dad's so ugly, a Llama won't spit on him. 
Alexander: You are such a Gamin. Your not even worthy of shining my father's shoes. 


Alexander: Withal, you are nothing more then the dirt on his shoes. 
Colt: Are you cussing my little dude? 


Oh who are you little bo brat? 
Girl: Whatever! I don't talk to the class dunce. Go get a grade first. 


Wow. Hey bambi, nice, umm, shirt. 


Nancy: Up to the glass young man and the name is Nancy. Where are you parents? 
Colt: On a slow boat to France I guess, What's it to you Smancy? 


Nancy: Look hood rat. I'm watching you. If you as much as do something wrong I'll turn you in. 


Colt: Look, Lets shake and start over? Okay. 
Nancy: Fine. *buzzz* AAHHHHHH 


Colt: *laughing* Gets them all the time. 


Nancy: Oh all the childish, rotten, mean things to do. 


Colt: Don't blow a artery lady. 
Nancy: GET OUT OF MY FACE!! 


Well that was a nice refreshing break. 


I see you found the leftovers from the outing.
Colt: Well, if they leave it, I'm gonna eat it. 


Colt: A growing boy has to eat right? 


Now to do some fishing. Maybe this place has some good fish for frying. 


You still here huh? 

Yep. Not getting rid of me that easy. 


Well then, I'm gonna head home for some sleep before school. 


Don't be here when I get up,


Next morning:
Great, your still here. Nice. 


Suck it up buttercup, time for school. 


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