Just a Little Cranky

I just don't understand it? How lets their kid wear THAT much dang teal? 

Kid: I happen to like it Thank you very much, meat head.

What? You want some of my burger? 

Kid: No, I'm not that into greasy meat. 

No wonder you look so scrawny. You need more meat on those bones. Woman like a man with meat on their bones. 

Kid: GROSS!! I hit girls. 

Trust me kid, when your older, you'll change your mind on that. 

Kid: Never. Girls are stinky and gross. 

Kid: You really shouldn't be eating that. You don't know where that cow has been. 

Right now it's cooked and going into my tummy. But if you don't shut it, I'm gonna put you the lake other there.

Kid: You wouldn't? 

Wanna try me? 

Kid: I gotta go now. See ya 

Gonna have a quick game then get that stupid homework done. 

So doing your homework I see. Why don't you go out and have some fun? 

Colt: When I am ready I will. Leave me alone. 

Blonde: So you live in Newcrest? 

Yep, nice and quiet there sometimes. 

Blonde: What do you parents think if it? 

Colt: They travel a lot with business and are never around much. 

Blonde: Oh that must be nice. My parents are always in my business. It gets on my nerves but they mean well. 

Dang that guy was getting on my nerves. I couldn't think about my moves. 

Yeah, chess takes a lot of thinking and concentration.

Colt: You telling me. 

Malcolm: You need to back off my mom Brooks.

Colt: OR what boney? You gonna stick me? 

Homeless Shelter

*cough cough* Are you trying to choke everyone?

No one called you over here now did they? 

If your playing on your phone, that must mean your done with your homework? 

I feel sorry for your kid. It must suck having you as a mom. Always with the homework. 

Well take a hike. I'm calling it a night. 

Well I guess I'll just sit here and keep watch. 

WHAT THE?? Hey lady? He's not gonna like that you are in there.

It's a nice roomy in here. Room for us all. 

Sleep well? 

THAT thing stunk up my tent last night. Remind me to zip it up next time. 

Well now to eat some more hot dogs. I'm beginning to like these more and more. 

How much longer have I got to sleep in that thing? 

*laughs* Till you actually do something with your life. 

I need to relax. I'm getting a headache. 

AHHH, this is more like it. 

Waste of money it is. 

Go away, I'm relaxing now. 

*inhales* smell that? 

Don't want too. 

Bout time you did something in the way of skills. 

Back off bertha.. I'm fine. 

Colt's on the Loose

*mumbles* There's got to be child labor laws. I mean she works me to hard. "Colt do this, Colt do that" Geez that woman is crazy. 

Well I'm done with her "honey do" list. Maybe I'll go over and terrorize the Goth brat. 

You know your dad's so ugly, a Llama won't spit on him. 

Alexander: You are such a Gamin. Your not even worthy of shining my father's shoes. 

Alexander: Withal, you are nothing more then the dirt on his shoes. 

Colt: Are you cussing my little dude? 

Oh who are you little bo brat? 

Girl: Whatever! I don't talk to the class dunce. Go get a grade first. 

Wow. Hey bambi, nice, umm, shirt. 

Nancy: Up to the glass young man and the name is Nancy. Where are you parents? 

Colt: On a slow boat to France I guess, What's it to you Smancy? 

Nancy: Look hood rat. I'm watching you. If you as much as do something wrong I'll turn you in. 

Colt: Look, Lets shake and start over? Okay. 

Nancy: Fine. *buzzz* AAHHHHHH 

Colt: *laughing* Gets them all the time. 

Nancy: Oh all the childish, rotten, mean things to do. 

Colt: Don't blow a artery lady. 

Nancy: GET OUT OF MY FACE!! 

Well that was a nice refreshing break. 

I see you found the leftovers from the outing.

Colt: Well, if they leave it, I'm gonna eat it. 

Colt: A growing boy has to eat right? 

Now to do some fishing. Maybe this place has some good fish for frying. 

You still here huh? 

Yep. Not getting rid of me that easy. 

Well then, I'm gonna head home for some sleep before school. 

Don't be here when I get up,

Next morning:

Great, your still here. Nice. 

Suck it up buttercup, time for school.